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Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Pay attention nearing the end... I know you're getting a little fed up with the runaround, but it might pay off to keep your HEAD...

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Mario DS Mario DS

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

blah. Another Mario.

Mario game, again. Okay. People like Mario, I get it.

But when will they ever fix mario's jump?
He has a little hop also that nobody wants to add.
press key "space" for X amount X=(.1, 1/10) seconds.
>X less than .3, 1/10 second = vertical speed 1.5
>X more than .3, 3/10 second = vertical speed 4
>Xmore than 1, 10/10 second = vertical speed -5
^Actionscript up that equation^
Since your character and the ground are both solids, when you come into contact with the ground you shouldn't fall through it.

Try it till it works Mario Flash! I just want little hops 'cause I'm sick of getting killed because I can't time 8-12 foot jumps in Mario Flash games!

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The Breach The Breach

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but not great.

I really enjoyed it, but It lacked some key Sci FI Horror elements.

A. Main character looked either suprised or bored. What's with that?
B. Main character runs like a dork.
C. no voice acting made other sounds seem insignificant. I'm not going to be wondering what random sounds are if it's only things trying to kill me. Nothing stops people dead in their tracks like a survivor getting shredded to peices off screen.

Tick Tock Train Tick Tock Train

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmm, too bad..

I wanted to like it... but I can't. The nice graphics don't make up for the bad gameplay. You shouldn't need to check the gamer guide the second you start playing a game to see how your supposed to beat it.

Oh okay, he throws knives, then grenades, and then shoots at you. I get that, get the gun that doesn't shoot while moving (not sure how that happened, maybe the character's object is clipping the bullet object causing it to not move on its path) to fight afro ball guy. Can't time the jump over him properly and end up losing a few. Tried jumping in a corner and waiting for him to bounce off the wall. dead. Restarted but now off center and I immediately catch the first knife in the face. Great.

Potential: Programming redo. Graphics B+ Sound A

Notes: Maybe a quicker fall rate when jumping or a double jump. That sticks reach sucks, so you have to get right on top of him before you swing.

Meet and Fuck: Android Meet and Fuck: Android

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Honestly, I was going to get pissy that people made robot day porn... but this is funny. Yay, more notporns.

Gangsta Girl Soundboard Gangsta Girl Soundboard

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good, but mislisted

I would agree with the others that it would be a good prank, although the tone and language suggests a T or above rating, not a great thing for kids to think it's okay to click on.

Doodle God Doodle God

Rated 2 / 5 stars

just not geeting this game

alcohol and water do not make vodka, and swamp plus energy does not make life. Bacteria maybe, but it would have to be generated as heat, not power. Treant (good luck with that guys) apparantly is set on fire to get "ghost". What? Stone and life make an egg. I give up on this game.

Fatherly Bonds Da Game Fatherly Bonds Da Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The screen broke halfway through the fight and I got killed. Was having fun until that point though.

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Larry And The Gnomes Larry And The Gnomes

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


near perfect game! Finally a customizable side scroller with multiple weapons and some kick ass battles Without having to worry about dreaded flash lagging movements or clipping objects trying to muck the game up.

Heh, I threw my sword and then spent a few minutes trying to find it. Knomes are hard to beat barehanded.

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Manhattan Project Manhattan Project

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

okay... but

two bad glitches, which I'm sure mr. 12 million highscore figured out the good one.
1. you can purchase aircraft guns without actually having enough money. Your amount goes down, but the weapon doesn't start working until you pay the full amount.
2. shooting the covered (active but not attacking) missile covers makes your chaos multiplier go up. You can get the bomb upgrade way faster this way.