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[The Northern Incident]

Didn't like it...

The graphics were good, but the storyline made no sense. Seeing as how I grade on 50% presentation and 50% storyline, I'll give this a 6/10
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER...sort of.
On the subject of the road, who Ice fishes 100 feet away from the road, 1000 miles from civilization, and does not have an emergency contingency plan? 5 trees uprooting from the surrounding ice, maybe. But 20,000 on all sides, with a supposed river somewhere? Also it was no surprise, 20 seconds in I was like, retard doesn't kill a guy who left his front door open, but will do stupid things to him, like leave a wolf sized bite in his sandwich. break in. eat sandwich.+retard killer who knocks on door and runs away+wolf sized teeth= furries.

[Phoenix Wrong-Clerks - 37]

HA!

Yeah, it was predone everything.

But the score should be higher than that. It was perfectly mixed together. Good job man.

[: Quiet Please :]

Drama. I think...

Foamy only rants when there's an actual point to a conversation. Now that Germaine left, there is no point to conversations with the other characters who were at best Foamy jokes Foamy couldn't do himself, hence the half-assed responses. There's going to be a reuniting episode where Foamy acts like an asshole to the "Grownup" Germaine, who either shrugs it off as part of her learning experience or accepts Foamy for who he is, and in his own way, Foamy learns a little about himself.

Or it's just a hotter Germaine to gawk at because her hair was completely retarded from the beginning. How the fuck would I know? If I knew how to read people, I would be studying psychology instead of art.

[: The Website :]

wait...

when did I like watching this? I really do think it was in the late 90's/ early 2000, because it actually made a point then. I guess what I'm trying to say is if you don't like what you're making anymore, just stop making it. When Germaine had feminist dignity for Foamy to shit on it was funny. Now I don't know...

[Do you have a waffle]

okay...

It derails the sound/pictures the second you scroll away from the screen, like to click on vote.

Also quite annoying and from my squaffles, I really am happier that I don't eat waffles. They always make a mess when you make them from scratch and the packaged kind is soggy even after you toast a batch. I'm talking wal-fles, which apparently never rhymes, not even once and doesn't comes close at times.

where's my award? Joking!

[KingdomHearts in 55sec]

I like it

but I was in it... so...

Look over there!

The sound quality sounds a little bad, and I blame myself. :(

[Extreme Ball Z]

?!?

how many endings are on this thing? IT'S OVERblamBLAMBLAM BLAMBLAMMYBLAMBLAM! No, fuck that saying! Sayian-g? BlamBLAMAMABLAM!!!
No but there's like six so keep watching.

JediQuestMaster responds:

I don't think there was that many blams? Maybe there was. :/ I don't remember. -_-

[SHS: reel 2]

huh?

Superheroes have to fight anime guys? That's funny retarted.

[Resident Evil Pwanchi Pt3]

ZOmbiez!

Take this grenade. You'll be fine.

Chris is exactly who I was playing those games. I have ADHD, and I would shout the wrong names out when I saw stuff. "Oh shit Hunters! ... Wait, Lickers?... Bities? Hell I don't care I'll just shoot the F'ers and sort it out later!"

[Legend of zelda:TLRCATUC.]

Pretty good

Even through a language barrier I still got most of the jokes. Excellent.