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The Northern Incident The Northern Incident

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Didn't like it...

The graphics were good, but the storyline made no sense. Seeing as how I grade on 50% presentation and 50% storyline, I'll give this a 6/10
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER...sort of.
On the subject of the road, who Ice fishes 100 feet away from the road, 1000 miles from civilization, and does not have an emergency contingency plan? 5 trees uprooting from the surrounding ice, maybe. But 20,000 on all sides, with a supposed river somewhere? Also it was no surprise, 20 seconds in I was like, retard doesn't kill a guy who left his front door open, but will do stupid things to him, like leave a wolf sized bite in his sandwich. break in. eat sandwich.+retard killer who knocks on door and runs away+wolf sized teeth= furries.



Phoenix Wrong-Clerks - 37 Phoenix Wrong-Clerks - 37

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA!

Yeah, it was predone everything.

But the score should be higher than that. It was perfectly mixed together. Good job man.



: Quiet Please : : Quiet Please :

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Drama. I think...

Foamy only rants when there's an actual point to a conversation. Now that Germaine left, there is no point to conversations with the other characters who were at best Foamy jokes Foamy couldn't do himself, hence the half-assed responses. There's going to be a reuniting episode where Foamy acts like an asshole to the "Grownup" Germaine, who either shrugs it off as part of her learning experience or accepts Foamy for who he is, and in his own way, Foamy learns a little about himself.

Or it's just a hotter Germaine to gawk at because her hair was completely retarded from the beginning. How the fuck would I know? If I knew how to read people, I would be studying psychology instead of art.


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Recent Game Reviews


Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Pay attention nearing the end... I know you're getting a little fed up with the runaround, but it might pay off to keep your HEAD...


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Mario DS Mario DS

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

blah. Another Mario.

Mario game, again. Okay. People like Mario, I get it.

But when will they ever fix mario's jump?
He has a little hop also that nobody wants to add.
press key "space" for X amount X=(.1, 1/10) seconds.
IF
>X less than .3, 1/10 second = vertical speed 1.5
>X more than .3, 3/10 second = vertical speed 4
>Xmore than 1, 10/10 second = vertical speed -5
^Actionscript up that equation^
Since your character and the ground are both solids, when you come into contact with the ground you shouldn't fall through it.

Try it till it works Mario Flash! I just want little hops 'cause I'm sick of getting killed because I can't time 8-12 foot jumps in Mario Flash games!


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The Breach The Breach

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but not great.

I really enjoyed it, but It lacked some key Sci FI Horror elements.

A. Main character looked either suprised or bored. What's with that?
B. Main character runs like a dork.
C. no voice acting made other sounds seem insignificant. I'm not going to be wondering what random sounds are if it's only things trying to kill me. Nothing stops people dead in their tracks like a survivor getting shredded to peices off screen.


Recent Audio Reviews


Generic Voice Acting Sample Generic Voice Acting Sample

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious

Need to work on your voices, but at least you know how to be funny and have an actual "voice" when you talk.